Life Is Just So Daily

Monday, June 11, 2007

Busted.

There was no mistaking the little red mini cooper as it sped through the living room.
Once again, while driving on a suspended license, the Club Cracker was busted by the Paparazzi.


Club Cracker, a local rap artist who prefers to go by the name, "Crackah," was not available for comment.

If we can all recall, months ago, her license was suspended after an arrest for driving under the influence of cheese in a can. At that trial, the judge was quoted as saying, "CHEESE...IN...A...CAN? You are a ROLE MODEL for crying out loud. Not only is it illegal...it's TACKY." Shortly after that, her license was suspended.

She apparently could NOT resist the temptation to get behind the wheel again, and that is when she was spotted by the Paparazzi.


I think we can all agree that clearly, Club Cracker has been caught in the act. Now, it will be up to a judge to determine her sentence. And, with all the hype about Paris Hilton in jail, who knows how long she will have to serve...
Just stay tuned to L!, The Living Room Channel, for updates on this story!

8 Comments:

At 2:31 PM , Blogger Denver Dad said...

And, clearly, Club Cracker isn't wearing any underpants. SHOCKING!

Good luck with the audit!

 
At 3:38 PM , Blogger misguidedmommy said...

AHAHAHAHAHA

 
At 10:49 PM , Blogger DJ Kirkby said...

Lets hope club cracker manages serve her time with dignity and doesnt cry so much that she gets soggy, or have to be removed from court screaming, or produce her new found relious side in a blatent attempt to use it as a 'get out of jail free' card!

 
At 8:01 AM , Blogger Christy said...

Club cracker sounds like a careless whore. I'll definitely stayed tuned to find out her sentence. I am a sucker for celebrity gossip.

 
At 1:03 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love your "crack" on Paris Hilton! Too Funny!!!

 
At 1:39 PM , Blogger Cate said...

Heehee...thanks for breaking the story! I wonder who's gonna get the movie deal...???

BTW...I just realized that I commented on a post that was from March. Google Reader said it was new...apparently it's on the fritz!

Just don't want you to think that I'm crazy or something!

 
At 8:28 AM , Blogger Pregnantly Plump said...

My question is why was she driving? She has enough money to pay a saltine to drive her around.

 
At 2:06 PM , Blogger Beth said...

Whenever you post pictures of your son's toy cars, it takes me back to my eldest son's childhood. Cars everywhere - with lots of "set-ups" and strange objects in those cars!

 

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