Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?



We asked this simple question of a number of famous persons from past and recent history and got quite a few remarkable responses....

Albert Einstein- Whether the chicken crossed the road, or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference.

Oprah Winfrey- He was reacting to a repressed traumatic experience in his childhood which he will be here to share with us.

Al Gore - Because I designed the information superhighway so that all chickens, especially American ones, can cross under our benevolent supervision.


Dr. Seuss - Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it did, I've not been told.

George Bush - We really don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

Colin Powell - Now to the left of the screen you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

John Kerry - Although I originally voted to allow the chicken to cross the road, I am now against it.

Howard Dean - The Chicken crossed the road, then he went to IOWA! and MAINE! and COLORADO! and UTAH! YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH...........

Jesse Jackson - Why, one must ask, are there no black chickens?

Pat Robertson - Isn't it obvious my friends! The chicken crossed to the "other side" because he is gay! The other side refers to the trappings of sin in this homosexual lifestyle that awaits this chicken if he crosses the road. The chicken is gay and you my friends will become gay too if you eat the chicken.

Jack Nicholson - The %4&*ing chicken crossed the %$*&@ road to get to the other *^%#! side.



John Lennon - Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing the road together- in peace.

Jessica Simpson - Chicken the birdie, not the fish right?

Tom Cruise - There are no chickens. Chickens are used by big government and by large pharmaceutical companies to entrap the citizens of the world into unnecessary eating.

Katie Holmes - Ditto what my lord and master just said. Did I say that right honey?

Angelina Jolie - I love all the worlds chickens. I have just adopted a baby chicken from Bangladesh and Bradley is looking forward to being it's father.

Lindsay Lohan - I threw up a chicken once.

Michael Brown - To all the chickens in the region thinking of crossing the road, I would like to assure you that the full resources of FEMA are awaiting you on the other side. We have planned for this contingency and have moved lots of personnel and equipment onto the roadway to render aide should you require any assistance after the road crossing has occurred.

Grandpa Leland - In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us that the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us.

Anna Nicole-Smith - What's a chickin?



Mayor Ray Nagin - FEMA assured us that there would be chickens crossing the road. We have yet to see any chickens. Why can't FEMA and the Governors office get together and find us some %^#&! Chickens? We want our chickens!