Thank Goodness He's Mine...

Gage is so funny. He just makes me laugh sometimes! Okay, a lot of the time.



Conversation today:
Mommy: "Are you ready to go to the grocery store?"
Gage: "No, I gonna just stay here."
Mommy: "By yourself?"
Gage: "mmm-hmmm."
Mommy: "Do you think that's a safe plan? What are you going to do if there is an emergency?"
Gage: "I don't like 'mergency. You just have it."
[pushing me toward the door]
Gage: "You go to the store. I have work to do. I gonna just do the dishes MYSELF."

Okay....CPS, you heard it here first: I let him stay home alone b/c he didn't want to go to the store. I'M FREE AT LAST! I just might shop all night!

[you all know that I am only kidding, right?]

Last night...
Gage: "Mommy, what's in your mouth?"
Mommy: "Nothing."
Gage: "You hiding sumpin?"
Mommy: "No."
[he opens my mouth, pokes at my tongue, and then tilts my head back, still looking in my mouth]
Gage: "What's down your drain?"

It was sooooo funny!

And, he has a new word: Bin-ga-ger. Um, in the English language, that translates into Vinegar. He kept telling me that he did not like his apples. "Dis is yucky. It tastes like bin-ga-ger!"
WHAT?
What?
FINALLY! My husband figured it out. He recently got a taste of vinegar at my mother-in-law's.

He's a mess! ....and he's aaaalllllll mine!