Life Is Just So Daily

Sunday, November 25, 2007

You are Evil, and You Must be Destroyed.

Melissa, you are evil, and you must be destroyed.

...okay, not really....but, you do make me laugh!

Someone without kids buys a 1 year old his first set of golf clubs. Real ones. Real, metal, break-the-coffee-table-&-whack-your-mother-in-the-head golf clubs.
[That someone would be Melissa.]

Someone with kids doesn't even buy the plastic ones b/c they know that they will have to chase little plastic balls all over the damn house & that being hit in the head w/ the plastic clubs is still going to hurt.
[That someone would be Me.]

Someone without kids sees a great deal on a drum or drum set, and immediately thinks of their best friend's 2 year old son.
[Again, that someone would be Melissa.]

Someone with kids has already mentally banned all drum or drum like, or may-be-turned-into-a-drum items from not only the home, but the garage, and family property in general. Someone with kids has already decided that if said drums are introduced into the home, they can only be used between the hours of 1am & 8am, when THOSE WITHOUT KIDS ARE VISITING & TRYING TO SLEEP. (how's THAT for birth control!!???)

Aaaaah....Melissa, you know I love you. And CLEARLY---you are pretty set on being "the fun one". No bunny outfits or ugly sweaters from M' And, if Gage grows up to be the next Tiger Woods, or some amazing rock star drummer, he can thank M'witty for giving him his first set of clubs, or his first set of drums.

Oh, and Melis: "Gosh, I can't wait for you to have kids. I'm already thinking about the packages of permanent markers I'm going to buy....and electric guitars....and playdoh....and finger paints.....and those rolly-popper toys....."

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At 10:53 AM , Anonymous fold my laundry please said...

When my brother was small, my aunt bought him a set of finger paints. He, of course, proceeded to paint every surface in the house he could reach. My mother retaliated by buying a Fischer Price "One Man Marching Band" for my cousin. Their war lasted for years!

At 11:50 AM , Blogger Misguided Mommy said...

my dad got brandon the plastic ones...they are just as bad as the metal ones!

At 11:58 AM , Blogger Em said...

Yep the people without kids either buy something that is nightmare by accident but the one they buy deliberatly are by far the worst!

At 1:15 PM , Blogger ~love said...


At 5:04 PM , Blogger gmcountrymama said...

Heh heh heh!
As for your last post, I am in AWE! I love shopping too, but I love sleep more. I can't believe how crazy some people can get, I am glad you spoke up about the cutters!

At 5:06 PM , Blogger Pregnantly Plump said...

I was almost that bad. My cousin has a 5 year old who loves Barbie. I found a tamborine with Barbie on it and had it in the cart before I realized just how annoying a tamborine would be. Lucky for my cousin, I put it back.

At 5:33 PM , Blogger Pokey Puppy said...

LMAO.. this was so damn funny. Yea everyone has a Melisa.. and we ALLL plan what we will do back! although my rule was stated.. and loudly.. that if you GOT my kids those gifts.. they would be going to YOUR house! It worked!

At 6:56 AM , Blogger zirelda said...

and don't forget the toys with 9 million pieces that you find all over the house years later like Light Bright.

Oh and what about Easter Grass? And Tinsel? I banned both of those from my house after one year of Easter Grass. bad bad bad stuff.

At 12:17 PM , Blogger Stephanie said...

This just totally made me laugh because when buying for my boyfriends two kids, I think of noise and the house and all of that too!

At 9:20 PM , Blogger Ann(ie) said...

hehe. I was that friend that bought all of the messy, loud toys. Now I'm getting the paybacks!!!

At 9:32 PM , Blogger Mojavi said...

I feel so bad because I bought my nephew a set of real drums for his 4th birthday when she was prego with her second baby! In my defense I didn't have kids at the time!!!!! lol she still says she is going to get me back!!!! yikes

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