You are Evil, and You Must be Destroyed.
Melissa, you are evil, and you must be destroyed.
...okay, not really....but, you do make me laugh!
Someone without kids buys a 1 year old his first set of golf clubs. Real ones. Real, metal, break-the-coffee-table-&-whack-your-mother-in-the-head golf clubs.
[That someone would be Melissa.]
Someone with kids doesn't even buy the plastic ones b/c they know that they will have to chase little plastic balls all over the damn house & that being hit in the head w/ the plastic clubs is still going to hurt.
[That someone would be Me.]
Someone without kids sees a great deal on a drum or drum set, and immediately thinks of their best friend's 2 year old son.
[Again, that someone would be Melissa.]
Someone with kids has already mentally banned all drum or drum like, or may-be-turned-into-a-drum items from not only the home, but the garage, and family property in general. Someone with kids has already decided that if said drums are introduced into the home, they can only be used between the hours of 1am & 8am, when THOSE WITHOUT KIDS ARE VISITING & TRYING TO SLEEP. (how's THAT for birth control!!???)
Aaaaah....Melissa, you know I love you. And CLEARLY---you are pretty set on being "the fun one". No bunny outfits or ugly sweaters from M'witty....no. And, if Gage grows up to be the next Tiger Woods, or some amazing rock star drummer, he can thank M'witty for giving him his first set of clubs, or his first set of drums.
Oh, and Melis: "Gosh, I can't wait for you to have kids. I'm already thinking about the packages of permanent markers I'm going to buy....and electric guitars....and playdoh....and finger paints.....and those rolly-popper toys....."