Warning: The Following Images May Be Disturbing.
What the hell happened to maternity clothes since the last time I was pregnant?
I mean, I remember finding some decent looking stuff....
and I remember living in tank tops (I was hot all the time!)....
Anyway...while looking online, I found the following:
So...for that special occassion....is the baby the gift? are you the gift? I'm waaaaay confused. I'd never wear a bow that big on any part of my body.
And then there's this:
That top is hideous.
But hey...at least the underwear are attractive...
Damon & I call undies like these "grill covers."
Why? Well....little story there.
Way back when I was pregnant the first time...I had some Old Navy low rise maternity undies & t-backs....etc. They were fine. But they weren't just super-comfortable-hang-around-the-house kind of comfy. So, we're at WalMart one day, and I tell himt hat I just want to breeze through the undies section & get a package of Hanes or Fruit of the Loom---regular cotton panties, in a size bigger than my normal size. Well, being the big helper that he is, flags down the nearest person in a blue vest for assistance. She then takes us to the maternity underwear section & shows us our choice between...maybe 2 or 3 different packages. Thought #1: you can't see the panties, b/c they are in a package...pick at random & hope for the best, #2: how long has it been since I bought my damn underwear in a package? Sheeeeesh. Years. Years. So, we grab a pack of maternity, and a pack of larger-than-my-normal-size Hanes & head to the house.
GEEEEEEEEZ LOUISE. When I got those maternity undies out...they were big enough to cover the damn grill. They were HUGE.
Man, we laughed...and laughed.... called 'em "grill covers."
And then....as I kept getting BIGGER & BIGGER.... suddenly those grill covers started to fit.
And then...they became the only undies that fit. (No, not really...but they did become the most comfy of all the panties I owned at the time!)
Oh...good times with the grill covers....
Hope I made ya laugh.