Thou Shalt Not Lie.

Can we rewrite that commandment?
For real.

Out of the mouth of my son:
"Mommy, that swimsuit makes your legs look fat. Not the rest of you, just your legs. You probably shouldn't wear it in front of other people. It's okay if you wear it with me because I already know your legs look fat."

{little sh*t.}

At least he's honest.