Parents: Sometimes they lie.

Scene: we're in the car; Mommy & Gage

Gage: "Can we listen to this cd?" {holding up Mommy's very old Cypress Hill Black Sunday cd}
Mommy: "Um...no, that's for grown ups. Just mommies & daddies."
Gage: "Why? What's it about?"
Mommy: "Just grown up stuff."
Gage: "Like what kind of grown up stuff?"
Mommy: "Stuff like the news...and the stock market...and the price of oil and traffic. You know---'grown up' stuff."
Gage: "Why do you want to listen to THAT?"
Mommy: "Because. I'm insane in the membrane. Insane in the brain!"
Gage: "What?"

exactly, dear. exactly.