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Sunday, December 06, 2009

The LATEST news from The Casa de Lainey-Paney!

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IS FREAKY-DEAKY.

SOMEONE around here is PREGNANT!
I'm going to be a big sister!
That's right.
My dad & his wife are expecting a baby.
I'll be....32 years older than this sibling.
Talk about CRAZY!
How many people can say that, right?

Children are a gift from God, and this baby should be making his or her debut this Summer. Every child deserves to be excited about, and so I am. It's new life. It's exciting.

Now---onto more pressing issues: Where can I get one of THESE in my size???


And, when I first heard the news---it may have truly been the first time in my life where I was just utterly speechless.
SPEECH-LESS: without speech...nothing came out. And the silence may have been followed by, "I'm sorry, what?"
Yeah. I'm going to be the big sister.
I'll be 50 when he or she turns 18.
50. FIFTY.

........I need a drink.

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18 Comments:

At 1:31 PM , Blogger Just Jiff said...

Congrats!! :)

And I'll send some hard liquor your way. lol.

 
At 1:46 PM , Blogger Christy Ann said...

Wow. That IS major news. You are handling it well.... much more gracious than I think I could ever be!

 
At 1:48 PM , Blogger Zephra said...

I wasn't really all that shocked to be honest.

 
At 1:53 PM , Blogger Beth said...

While congratulations are certainly in order, so is that drink!

 
At 2:37 PM , Blogger Rusty and Jennifer said...

Umm, I think I'm gonna meet you for that drink.

 
At 4:39 PM , Blogger lisa said...

Is that why there were no pictures this Thanksgiving?

 
At 4:42 PM , Blogger lisa said...

Sorry, I hit enter accidently. I was wondering if there wasn’t some news coming.

 
At 4:59 PM , Blogger NYC Girl said...

You are one crazy girl and I love to you! I'm laughing hysterically at the picture!

Congrats on being a big sister! I'm so glad that you are celebrating the news because every baby deserves happiness around them.

 
At 5:30 PM , Anonymous Seraphine said...

well, that's a *fine* christmas gift. some people are natural at picking out the perfect gift- they have the knack. i'm not. if i was your sister, you would have gotten towels or some pretty slippers.

 
At 6:28 PM , Blogger Marni's Organized Mess said...

Wow. Congrats! lol. Wow. Insane. I have kids the same age as my mom, but yeah, you still have me beat.

I am fine, I'm alive... I hope to post soon. I just still feel like crap all of the time and am tired of hearing it myself. Hugs.

 
At 9:49 PM , Blogger Judy said...

Um, okay. That picture is creepy, LOL.

Bottom's up!

 
At 11:52 PM , Blogger Maggie May said...

wowww!!! my first visit to your blog is very...eventful :)))

 
At 8:10 AM , Blogger kim-d said...

Well! Congrats on your new sibling-to-be. If it makes you feel any better at all, I am 23 years older than my biological father's youngest child. I never had to spend any holidays with any of them though!

I like your attitude about the whole thing. It's a new little baby, and they are wonderful. I'm assuming your Dad and his wife are happy. That's not half-bad, either. Whew. You can do this!

 
At 8:42 AM , Anonymous Shannon said...

My father is also remarried and I have a 3yo little sister. I am 31 years old and have two kids older than my sister. It is definitely a different experience.

 
At 12:18 PM , Blogger Erin said...

Congratulations!!

Another shocker? Gage is going to be older than his aunt/uncle! :)

 
At 8:01 AM , Anonymous misguidedmommy said...

umm/....yeah just....um
wow

 
At 12:02 PM , Blogger Erica said...

made me laugh!!!! i can make you a big sis shirt if you want!!!!

 
At 6:34 AM , Blogger Rob said...

O-kay.. haven't been here in a while so, obviously, I am catching up on your posts and I see this creepy, wooden Japanese puppet who has just given birth. Weird and nasty. BLECH!!

Great news on the big sisterhood coming your way! Congrats!

 

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