The LATEST news from The Casa de Lainey-Paney!
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IS FREAKY-DEAKY.
SOMEONE around here is PREGNANT!
I'm going to be a big sister!
My dad & his wife are expecting a baby.
I'll be....32 years older than this sibling.
Talk about CRAZY!
How many people can say that, right?
Children are a gift from God, and this baby should be making his or her debut this Summer. Every child deserves to be excited about, and so I am. It's new life. It's exciting.
Now---onto more pressing issues: Where can I get one of THESE in my size???
And, when I first heard the news---it may have truly been the first time in my life where I was just utterly speechless.
SPEECH-LESS: without speech...nothing came out. And the silence may have been followed by, "I'm sorry, what?"
Yeah. I'm going to be the big sister.
I'll be 50 when he or she turns 18.
........I need a drink.