The LATEST news from The Casa de Lainey-Paney!
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IS FREAKY-DEAKY.
SOMEONE around here is PREGNANT!
I'm going to be a big sister!
That's right.
My dad & his wife are expecting a baby.
I'll be....32 years older than this sibling.
Talk about CRAZY!
How many people can say that, right?
Children are a gift from God, and this baby should be making his or her debut this Summer. Every child deserves to be excited about, and so I am. It's new life. It's exciting.
Now---onto more pressing issues: Where can I get one of THESE in my size???
And, when I first heard the news---it may have truly been the first time in my life where I was just utterly speechless.
SPEECH-LESS: without speech...nothing came out. And the silence may have been followed by, "I'm sorry, what?"
Yeah. I'm going to be the big sister.
I'll be 50 when he or she turns 18.
50. FIFTY.
........I need a drink.
Labels: Dammit Arlene, Family
posted by Lainey-Paney @ 12:42 PM
18 Comments:
Congrats!! :)
And I'll send some hard liquor your way. lol.
Wow. That IS major news. You are handling it well.... much more gracious than I think I could ever be!
I wasn't really all that shocked to be honest.
While congratulations are certainly in order, so is that drink!
Umm, I think I'm gonna meet you for that drink.
Is that why there were no pictures this Thanksgiving?
Sorry, I hit enter accidently. I was wondering if there wasn’t some news coming.
You are one crazy girl and I love to you! I'm laughing hysterically at the picture!
Congrats on being a big sister! I'm so glad that you are celebrating the news because every baby deserves happiness around them.
well, that's a *fine* christmas gift. some people are natural at picking out the perfect gift- they have the knack. i'm not. if i was your sister, you would have gotten towels or some pretty slippers.
Wow. Congrats! lol. Wow. Insane. I have kids the same age as my mom, but yeah, you still have me beat.
I am fine, I'm alive... I hope to post soon. I just still feel like crap all of the time and am tired of hearing it myself. Hugs.
Um, okay. That picture is creepy, LOL.
Bottom's up!
wowww!!! my first visit to your blog is very...eventful :)))
Well! Congrats on your new sibling-to-be. If it makes you feel any better at all, I am 23 years older than my biological father's youngest child. I never had to spend any holidays with any of them though!
I like your attitude about the whole thing. It's a new little baby, and they are wonderful. I'm assuming your Dad and his wife are happy. That's not half-bad, either. Whew. You can do this!
My father is also remarried and I have a 3yo little sister. I am 31 years old and have two kids older than my sister. It is definitely a different experience.
Congratulations!!
Another shocker? Gage is going to be older than his aunt/uncle! :)
umm/....yeah just....um
wow
made me laugh!!!! i can make you a big sis shirt if you want!!!!
O-kay.. haven't been here in a while so, obviously, I am catching up on your posts and I see this creepy, wooden Japanese puppet who has just given birth. Weird and nasty. BLECH!!
Great news on the big sisterhood coming your way! Congrats!
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