From the desk of: Gage's Mom.

Ah, behold the power of the Mommy note...
"That's okay, my mom wrote a note."
Late for school today? Don't worry...mom wrote a note.

Yes, the power of the Mommy note.

Today...Gage asked me to write a note.
School related.

And, since the dear little recipient can't read, here goes nothing!

Dear J--- {female classmate that was his "friend" on Monday, but is not as of today},

Please don't call Gage a "poopyhead." He informed me today that you've chosen to refer to him in this way, and he does not care for it. He also informed me that his response was to say to you, "That hurts my feelings." Gage is a sensitive guy, and deserves to be treated better than that. Please refrain from using such ugly words when addressing my son, and call him by the name I chose for him: Gage.

Unless of course he called you a "poopyhead" first. In that case---all bets are off and he deserved it.

Thank you in advance for your adherence to my request.

~Gage's Mom

Too bad the little thing can't read yet. I think it's a pretty great 1st Mommy Note.
{no, I won't really be sending it!}