Marriage is so much fun.
A fun conversation from the weekend:
me: "Please don't use up all my windshield wiper fluid."
Hubby: "We can refill it."
me: "Do we have some at home?"
Hubby: "You can use water and it's just the same."
me: "I don't think so. The other is blue. It's got Windex in it or something."
Hubby: "Well, then you can take the Windex, mix it with water, and pour it in."
me: "I think you should do that. You're the one with a penis."
Hubby: "Well, then, I think you should cook me dinner because you're the one with a vagina."
Ain't love grand?
Labels: Conversation from a Marriage