Haiku for Activia.
Digestive health? Ha!
I want my yesterday back.
Your yogurt blows ass.
Yes.......I thought that perhaps I ate something that didn't agree with me... In a way, I did. It was Activia yogurt. Yeah, I tried it. It contained the word "health" in the ad, so why not buy into it, right?
Well here's why not: because apparently my digestive system didn't need anything meddling with it, thank you very much.