Remember how I just posted about my terrible day yesterday?
You know what is worse than a screaming toddler in a grocery store?
Jetting about in your new car, on your way to do something unexpected & nice for someone, swerving to miss a squirrel, hitting a "big city t*tty" speed bump & busting out your tire....
As if that wasn't bad enough, it's about nine thousand degrees outside, and my car was filled with the sounds & echoes of a screaming toddler.
"MOMMY DRIIIIIIIIIBE IT!"
How many people do you think offered assistance? I can count the number of people on ZERO hands. ZERO people. And---if it weren't for the f*cking lug nuts, I wouldn't have needed any help.
So, my husband left work & came & changed my tire. I got the jack out, and the spare tire out...I did all that. I could NOT however loosen the lug nuts.
You know what brings out the worst in people? Flat tires. Flat tires bring out the worst in people.
Oh, and my husband has instructed me to mow down squirrels in the future rather than swerve to miss them.
I can't bring myself to do that. Sure, my day sucked....but at least the squirrel is still alive...probably nesting in someone's attic right now....chewing through their wiring. And it's okay. It was probably someone who saw me trying to change my tire on the side of the road alone & didn't offer to help.
Is it tomorrow yet??????????