Ginger, my friend, found this website...and OMG! It's so funny!!!!
The wording on the website: "The US government has a new website, http://www.ready.gov. It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII.
The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations."
Here's the one I find the funniest....
If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that.
If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.
If a door is closed, karate chop it open.
...oh, funny stuff.