Our Dog: Free to a Good Home.

Meet Eddie (for those who have not met him in person, or at the very least seen his picture here...oh, and pardon my near-cankles in the picture. I was waaaaaaaaay preggo when it was taken...)

We simply must give him away...
Why?
Because apparently we are terrible, horrible, no-good, very-bad parents.
We paid for Eddie to have life-saving surgery which unfortunately involved the removal of his testicles among other necrotic doggie-parts.
We made this decision with complete disregard to his self-esteem.

Testicles: gone.
Nut-sack: shriveled.
How can he possibly feel like "He-Da-Man" with no nut-sack?
Oh, if only we'd known about....

NEUTICLES!
www.neuticles.com
The testicular implantations for pets.

Meet the creator of Neuticles. His name is Greg A. Miller, and with him is Buck the Bloodhound.
Now that's a man with too much time on his hands!


....but where's my MILLION DOLLAR IDEA?

Bird-balls?
Cat-balls?
Ugh....