"...it makes me wanna wag my tail; when it comes, I want to yell 'MAIL!'"
(name that cartoon....)
My post is a spinoff from Talia's post (http://accordingtotalia.blogspot.com)
She had a pretty nasty papercut story.
I told her that I can top it.
And here we go...
In high school, I did an internship with a doctor...he used to mail out these little containers for the old people to BRING in their TEENY-TINY sample of stool.
....an elderly person SHIT on the CARD, jammed it into an envelope & mailed it to us.
"Hey intern...go get the mail."
"What smells like shit?"
"OMG! IT IS SHIT!"
Yup. That was my life.