Fortune Cookies

Well, I got two fortune cookies from lunch.

1. Your career plans look bright.
2. Your financial outlook is excellent.

Woohoo!

Then of course someone came along & said, "You're supposed to add 'in bed' at the end of each fortune you get."

Okay...
My career plans look bright in bed.
My financial outlook is excellent in bed.

Great...I'm going to turn into a hooker.