You know it's time to stop breastfeeding when...

Your son lights up a cigarrette (sp?) after each meal...

Your son can unhook your bra with one hand...

His school calls & says he's thirsty...all the other kids will drink out of the fountain...but your child is waiting on you to show up...

Your son asks you to pump instead, b/c he wants to dunk his oreos in his milk.

Your son can ask for it....

Your son asks if you'd feed his date too....

Your son's frat brothers start teasing him b/c of his "dietary choices" (aka: breastmilk!)

You are being asked to feed your grandchildren.

Your son's freezer is stocked w/ frozen breast milk, while all of the other college kids have Totino's pizzas & burritos in theirs!

While Nursing...you & your child compare tattoos.

The only other place he gets a beverage has a jukebox and asks for ID.

When you burp him you smell beer on his breath.

He asks you to go to a friend's party, not as his mom but as his potluck contribution.