Life Is Just So Daily

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Crude, but true......quote by George Carlin.

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A
death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You
should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home.
You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to
work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.
You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you
spend your last nine months floating ... you finish off as an orgasm."

-George Carlin


....sent to me by Shelley!

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