Where the hell is my Swingline?

I get to work, and my stapler is no longer conveniently located within arms reach on my desk. Where the hell is my Swingline?
There is this coworker of mine...and everyday it is something with her! Today, my stapler is missing. I swear....she probably carted it off somewhere, and forgot about it. That translates to "GONE" for me... I know it's just a stapler, but I use it everyday...and this is not the first stapler to go missing...and it takes like 6 weeks to get one around here.
UGhhh.
I feel like that poor guy on the movie, "Office Space"....