Gravity Lessons.

Check out my forehead. Know what that is? Evidence of a gravity lesson. So, there's this thing, it's called gravity. Know what it does? It pulls me to the ground when I attempt to stand on my own. So far, I'm still undecided about whether or not I like gravity.

Know what I definitely like? Empty water bottles. Gravity works on them too. I bang them together until I drop them, and then my minions (they refer to themselves as parents) pick them up for me. It's kind of awesome.

Hahahaha....made them do it again. 

I guess this whole 'gravity' thing is acceptable.
For now.