Here: try this.
Yes, it's a lime. This one has a single knife slice into one side, where Mommy realized she was about to cut it wrong, and abandoned the task. Daddy gave it to me because of my tears. When I cry and they don't know why, they toss it up to teething. Daddy gave it to me to help with my teething.
Mommy was cracking up because of this:
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!