ERMYGAAAWD! (Pregnancy Update)

Dear Chinese Food:

You seemed like a good idea at the time. Really. I was looking forward to you. We'd been discussing Chinese take-out since Friday. Today came. You were my dinner.

How dare you betray me like this?
Chinese Food---you need to make up your mind: stay in, or come out. But, this in-between-up-the-esophagus-only-to-go-back-down-again??? Ugh. The general queasy feeling has got to go. In or Out, but either way---give it your all. Either be in the stomach to stay, or let's get this potty-party started.

Chinese Food---right now I hate you.
And guess who doesn't like you either: my baby(-ies).

I wanna puke.
I wanna puke.
I wanna puke.

~Lainey-Paney

{In other news: today's beta was a great 1668! Yaaaay.}