What is THAT?
Gage: "What is that?"
Mommy: "Oh, it's the new home phone."
Gage: "Does it have a camera?"
Gage: "Does it have any games?"
Mommy: laughing now, "No."
Gage: "So, what does it do?"
Mommy: "What does it 'do'? It doesn't 'do' anything except give you telephone service when you need it."
Gage: "That's it?"
Gage: "That's not a very good phone."
Gage---if it makes you feel better, your father agrees.
Me? It gives me peace of mind, okay?
Previous comment from Hubby:
"The first month we go without a phone call, I'm turning it off."
Telemarketers & prank callers: bring it, 'cuz Momma's keepin' this home phone.