What? Kids say the damndest things....
Gage: "Bonnie tee-tee'd on the damn floor!"
Daddy: "What did you say?"
Gage: "Bonnie tee-tee'd on the damn floor."
[me, in the shower, over-hearing the whole thing. Bonnie wet the floor in the hall. I am laughing...but trying to muffle my laugh]
Daddy: "We don't say that word. Just listen. Mommy is crying because that bad word hurt her feelings!"
Gage: "I'm sorry..."
......Daddy & I discussed it.
Lainey-Paney: "You know he heard that from you. You say it all the time because you don't like the dog. You don't even realize that you're saying it. I'm actually pretty surprised he didn't say 'Bonnie PISSED on the DAMN floor AGAIN!'"
...Gage came into the bathroom..."I'm sorry."
Daddy: "We don't say that word."
Gage: "Well you said it."
Daddy: "Well, I shouldn't have, and I'm sorry."
Gage: "Mommy, are you still twying?"
Lainey-Paney: "No, Buddy. We just don't say 'damn,' okay?"
....Oh thank GOD he quoted Hubby on something ugly, instead of quoting me!
Another bullet dodged, right?
...clearly my luck is running out. I'm sure in the near future I'll say something ugly, and he'll repeat it...at the most INOPPORTUNE time!