Conversation from a Marriage...

We join this conversation already in progess:

Hubby: "Would it kill you to shut those doors before you get in bed?"
Me: "It might. Is that a risk you're willing to take?"
Hubby, looking dumbfounded as if to say, "did she really just say that? that shutting doors might actually kill her..."
Me: "Are you prepared to raise our son on your own?"
Hubby: "Yes, I think I am."

.....never a dull moment, my friends.