Red.
Scene--Baby Gage & Mommy, on the couch, in the living room. When? Just now.
Gage: "Ona read da book?"
Mommy: "Okay." (takes the book from Gage).
Mommy: "Red. The Little Book of Colors." (part of a series...he has all the colors, but the Red book is his favorite b/c it has a fire truck in it)
Mommy: "Red Tomato".
Gage: "Bapple."
Mommy: "Well, this is a tomato."
Gage: "No, bapple."
Mommy: (moving on, b/c what is the point in arguing over this??, and it DOES kind of look like an apple.) "Red fox."
Gage: "Puppy!"
Mommy: "Red Cherries."
Gage: ....silence...
Mommy: "Red Peppers."
Gage: ....silence....
Mommy: "Red Fire Engine."
Gage: "FIRE TRUCK!!"
Mommy: "Red crab."
Gage: ....silence...
Mommy: "Red sausages."
Gage: ....silence....
Mommy: "Red Boots."
Gage: "SHUUUUUUUUUUUZ!"
Mommy: "Red car."
Gage: "Beep-beep."
Mommy: "Red ladybugs."
Gage: "Ewwwwww. Scared of me!" he then took the book, closed it quickly so he didn't have to look at the bugs, and yelled "The End!"
Oh...and now he's on his his big plastic, brightly colored toy telephone...calling somebody. Maybe they'll bring us some lunch....
Labels: Gage
4 Comments:
I love that! It's hilarious what kids say. Gage is so cute.
WE HAVE THAT SAME SERIES..THE RED TOMATO AND GREEN LIME ARE BOTH ABBLES
One of the joys of reading with your kids - listening to them "read" the words!
that's so cute! I think apples are more fun than tomatoes anyway.
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