Conversation From A Marriage
Me: I hope they don't draw my blood tomorrow at the dr's appointment.
H (husband): Why? It doesn't bother you.
Me: Well, it won't be particularly fun with a baby. I mean, after the dr's appointment, then you have to go to another place for the blood draw, wait in line, and then get your blood drawn---all with a baby.
H: Well, other women seem to do it.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY HUSBAND TO MAKE HIM SAY SUCH A STUPID, STUPID THING TO ME?
...and he wonders why I'm not making dinner tonight.
(oh wait...the reason why I'm not making dinner is because...I don't really make anything...except maybe jello...and cereal.)
But seriously....he knows that I've been trying to make other arrangements for Gage during my OB exam tomorrow. He knows that I don't want him to go. Not only will it be weird to have my son in the room while my legs are up in stirrups...but the last time he went to the dr with me, and it was just for a blood draw....he was not very well behaved. So, I am just not looking forward to the appt. tomorrow & Gage being there.
...and you know, I may be cleared to have sex again at the OB appt. tomorrow. You'd THINK he would be on his best & sweetest behavior. MORON.
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