So, I heard on the radio this morning that he's engaged.
He couldn't wait around FOREVER for me. I understand.
I mean, we first met years ago...
and a little over 3 years ago we had our wonderful encounter at The Green Room.
I understand, Mike. You had to move on. I don't blame you.
...now, having said all that...it's only fitting that I attend his bachelor party. After all, he was at my last night out...
(teeheeheee...I think I'm so funny! And if you don't...that's okay. Because my mom thinks I'm funny too.)