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Saturday, January 26, 2008

Conversations From A Marriage...

Me: Hey, where are you going?
Hubby: Home Depot.
Me: Oh, for what?
Hubby: Some rope.
Me: Why do we need rope?
Hubby: Well, we don't have any.


Later in the day...

Me: Hey, um, do we have any rope? (just to mess with him....)
Hubby: No, why? Are you going to hang yourself?
Me: No, I was going to hang you.
Hubby: Well, in that case, you can just use my penis.
Me: Ha Ha Ha.
Hubby: You're right. That would never work. Too much slack. And then--well, then I'd just be tied to a tree.

Picture me: eyes rolling & walking away....

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24 Comments:

At 7:02 AM , Blogger zirelda said...

You guys have interesting conversations. When Dan asks for rope it usually means he's in trouble....

 
At 7:08 AM , Blogger Elaine said...

oh men are just sooooooo funny, right?

 
At 8:27 AM , Blogger Beth said...

Nice visual!
And, so, did he actually buy any rope at Home Depot??

 
At 11:02 AM , Blogger mpotter said...

hilarious!

funny- The Mr & his buddy just bought some rope at home depot about a month ago....

they built a rope swing.
is that what he wants it for??

 
At 6:21 PM , Blogger Lainey-Paney said...

yes, he bought rope. it's still in a nice neat bundle in which it came.

 
At 7:07 PM , Blogger jennwa said...

Too funny.

 
At 8:40 PM , Blogger Pokey Puppy said...

LMAO.. guys.. so predictable.

 
At 9:52 PM , Blogger for a different kind of girl said...

Ha! This is like living in my house. This is the type of conversation my husband lives for!

 
At 2:10 AM , Blogger Family Adventure said...

They're all the same.

Heidi

 
At 4:18 AM , Blogger katie said...

haha!! that is CLASSIC!! oh, the joys of marriage. :)

 
At 6:51 AM , Blogger Alice said...

well, at least you're preparing me for the conversations I'll have after June! :)

 
At 6:55 AM , Blogger Karen said...

Seriously, did not need the rope for anything..??? Just because you did not have any.

Men...???

 
At 8:49 AM , Blogger Not So Perfect said...

Ha ha ha this sounds like my husband's idea of foreplay.

 
At 8:59 AM , Blogger Beth said...

LOL!!!!!!

 
At 9:23 AM , Blogger Pregnantly Plump said...

Did he buy anything else other than the rope? Was it just his excuse to go to Home Depot?

 
At 9:49 AM , Blogger Tracy said...

You are not alone in the weird married conversations. My hubby and I have had some strange ones too. I think that once you've been married so long, you know you can say these things without offending him.
And why do guys always exagerate about their members to their wives, who know better?

 
At 11:33 AM , Blogger Mandy said...

Laughing my F*ing ass off right now, sounds just like conversations at our house!

 
At 12:30 PM , Blogger Catizhere said...

HA!!
Joe just went to the Home Depot for a ratchet set.
Ummm, why? Really. If you could see our basement, the amount of tools is staggering.

 
At 12:34 PM , Blogger Jennifer said...

OMG. How funny! Men just think they're so hilarious. Your hubby and mine would get along like thieves. haha.

 
At 1:03 PM , Blogger Burgh Baby's Mom said...

Is there some sort of rope emergency in the future? Me is much confused as to how one just decides to need rope.

 
At 2:14 PM , Blogger gmcountrymama said...

Oh my goodness, I think we should all share more marriage talk. Hilarious!

 
At 5:26 AM , Blogger A Mom Two Boys said...

Why are men like that? That is totally something my husband would say. What's that all about?

 
At 7:31 PM , Blogger Steph said...

Priceless! I love it. :) The things that men come up with...

 
At 11:37 AM , Blogger Jeninacide said...

How is it that they can always seem to turn the conversation back to their penis?

Ha!

 

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