Conversations From A Marriage...
Me: Hey, where are you going?
Hubby: Home Depot.
Me: Oh, for what?
Hubby: Some rope.
Me: Why do we need rope?
Hubby: Well, we don't have any.
Later in the day...
Me: Hey, um, do we have any rope? (just to mess with him....)
Hubby: No, why? Are you going to hang yourself?
Me: No, I was going to hang you.
Hubby: Well, in that case, you can just use my penis.
Me: Ha Ha Ha.
Hubby: You're right. That would never work. Too much slack. And then--well, then I'd just be tied to a tree.
Picture me: eyes rolling & walking away....
Labels: Conversation from a Marriage
posted by Lainey-Paney @ 5:00 PM
24 Comments:
You guys have interesting conversations. When Dan asks for rope it usually means he's in trouble....
oh men are just sooooooo funny, right?
Nice visual!
And, so, did he actually buy any rope at Home Depot??
hilarious!
funny- The Mr & his buddy just bought some rope at home depot about a month ago....
they built a rope swing.
is that what he wants it for??
yes, he bought rope. it's still in a nice neat bundle in which it came.
Too funny.
LMAO.. guys.. so predictable.
Ha! This is like living in my house. This is the type of conversation my husband lives for!
They're all the same.
Heidi
haha!! that is CLASSIC!! oh, the joys of marriage. :)
well, at least you're preparing me for the conversations I'll have after June! :)
Seriously, did not need the rope for anything..??? Just because you did not have any.
Men...???
Ha ha ha this sounds like my husband's idea of foreplay.
LOL!!!!!!
Did he buy anything else other than the rope? Was it just his excuse to go to Home Depot?
You are not alone in the weird married conversations. My hubby and I have had some strange ones too. I think that once you've been married so long, you know you can say these things without offending him.
And why do guys always exagerate about their members to their wives, who know better?
Laughing my F*ing ass off right now, sounds just like conversations at our house!
HA!!
Joe just went to the Home Depot for a ratchet set.
Ummm, why? Really. If you could see our basement, the amount of tools is staggering.
OMG. How funny! Men just think they're so hilarious. Your hubby and mine would get along like thieves. haha.
Is there some sort of rope emergency in the future? Me is much confused as to how one just decides to need rope.
Oh my goodness, I think we should all share more marriage talk. Hilarious!
Why are men like that? That is totally something my husband would say. What's that all about?
Priceless! I love it. :) The things that men come up with...
How is it that they can always seem to turn the conversation back to their penis?
Ha!
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