Yucky Thoughts.

So...sometimes, you think about things...and they are gross...but you thought about them anyway....

Um...that happened last night.

Conversation between a Husband (H) & Wife (W):
W: So, cats like fish, but they also like mice, right?
H: Yeah.... (half paying attention...and not having a clue where this is going...)
W: And dogs like fish too, but you don't see fish flavored dog food.
H: [silence]
W: and bears! Bears eat fish! They catch them in streams & stuff.
H: okay...(???)
W: Well, why don't we have rat or mouse flavored cat food?
W: (clearly consumed by her own thoughts) I mean, could you even imagine standing at the grocery store & trying to pick between rat-flavored or fish flavored food for the cat? That seems so gross, doesn't it? (not allowing enough time for response) I just couldn't imagine buying rat-flavored cat food. Gross.

...conversation over.

Gross.