This one's for the telemarketers out there...
So, I recently read someone vent about telemarketers calling...so annoying.
So, here's a classic line, thanks to me & my Mamasita:
"Would I like a __insert credit card name here___?
Sure....if I can swipe it in your ass!"
After that, don't hang up. It's more fun to wait for a response.
:)
posted by Lainey-Paney @ 8:40 PM
3 Comments:
I learned a trick from my old neighbor, Orna. She would tell telemarketers that she was SO GLAD that they called and could they hold a moment? And then, she would put on an album of music by Percy Faith and sit the phone next to it and walk away.
She would check the phone every few moments. The longest lasting one was TEN minutes!
Thats a good one. I don't get credit card phone calls anymore since I put my name on some list. However, I get calls from Blue Cross/Blue Sheild health insurance co. everyday sometimes more. They want to discuss with me how they can help me and my family with any health problems we have. I just don't answer the phone. I need to think of something clever to say. Maybe "Ok, what should I do about my hemmoriods?"
Please, do a stint on the door-to-door sales people. I got hit up at least twice this week.
Really, if I need your CRAP I would go out and BUY it. =)
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