Conversation from a Marriage...

me: "Do you like it when I ask strange men for favors at gas stations?"
husband: "What?"
me: "Do you like it when I ask strangers for favors while I'm at the gas station?"
husband: "No, why?"
me: "Because when you put gas in my car, and tighten the cap really tight, then I can't get it open. I have to ask random strangers, usually men, to open it for me. It's kind of weird."