Life With Boys
Scene: this morning, Gage just woke up. I am in there in his room...he's streeeeetching.
Mommy: Gage, do you want to go to the potty?
We walk to the bathroom.
Gage: Wanna go tee tee in the potty.
I remove his pants & his wet night-time diaper. I place him on the potty with his little Elmo seat.
Gage: I caaaaan't. My penis is HAAAAAARD.
Mommy: [laughing] Well, why don't you just try? [helping him point it down, into the potty!]
Gage: My penis is hard. Don't wanna go tee tee in the potty. My penis is haaaaard.
[Gage, now whining & crying.]
So, he won't tee tee with morning wood.
Ahhhhh.....life with boys!
He just realized that his penis gets hard.