Life Is Just So Daily

Friday, December 14, 2007

Life With Boys

Scene: this morning, Gage just woke up. I am in there in his room...he's streeeeetching.

Mommy: Gage, do you want to go to the potty?
Gage: Mmmmmhmmm.

We walk to the bathroom.

Gage: Wanna go tee tee in the potty.

I remove his pants & his wet night-time diaper. I place him on the potty with his little Elmo seat.

Gage: I caaaaan't. My penis is HAAAAAARD.
Mommy: [laughing] Well, why don't you just try? [helping him point it down, into the potty!]
Gage: My penis is hard. Don't wanna go tee tee in the potty. My penis is haaaaard.
[Gage, now whining & crying.]

So, he won't tee tee with morning wood.

Ahhhhh.....life with boys!
He just realized that his penis gets hard.
LOL!

Labels:

22 Comments:

At 7:35 AM , Blogger Beth said...

And thus it begins! Good luck - I have many, many stories of my three boys and that momentous discovery!

 
At 7:53 AM , Blogger Girl and Cents said...

haha OMG...so funny!

 
At 7:56 AM , Blogger Family Adventure said...

Too, too funny. Been there...

Heidi :)

 
At 8:41 AM , Blogger Misguided Mommy said...

uggggg brandon has no problem doing this and peeing all over the damn bathroom

 
At 9:46 AM , Blogger Stacie said...

right, the obession does not end there. ;)

My bubba says his "hurts" when it is hard.

 
At 9:49 AM , Blogger Life is Wonderful said...

I remember the boys questions about that when they were younger...I freaked and made my husband explain!

 
At 10:12 AM , Blogger Laura said...

OH my this is so cute adn funny!

Wait till he realizes HE can make it hard!!!!

 
At 10:15 AM , Blogger Lizzy in the Burbs said...

Boys! You gotta love 'um! The obsession with the equipment begins!

 
At 10:59 AM , Blogger Christy said...

Funny!

 
At 12:46 PM , Blogger S said...

LMAO! Ooo the things I get to look forward to.

 
At 2:04 PM , Blogger Elaine said...

that's hysterical

 
At 3:55 PM , Blogger Tara said...

haha...that hilarious!

 
At 4:39 PM , Blogger Sabrina said...

Right there is the reason I am terrified of ever having boys.

When my nephew was 2 or 3 he told his mother "I'm gonna go into MY room and play with MY penis and you can go into YOUR room and play with YOUR penis or whatever you have." She just said ooookkkkk. Boys are weird. I'll probably change my mind when my daughter starts her period.

 
At 7:18 PM , Blogger gmcountrymama said...

T constantly has his hands down his pants. When I tell him to leave his package alone he tells me " But I like to play with my penis" OK then.

 
At 9:54 PM , Blogger Ann(ie) said...

hehe. Oh the fun things in my future!!!

 
At 6:13 AM , Blogger zirelda said...

OMG now I am so glad I have a girl!

 
At 10:35 AM , Blogger Casdok said...

They grow up so fast!!!

 
At 4:49 PM , Blogger Beth said...

ahhh yes...he now knows his penis gets hard. It never ends from here on out!

I remember my one son,..we were sitting in the rocking chiar one day and he said,
"Look Mommy!" My dinker is big like daddy's!"

I think he was 3 at the time. I'll never forget it!

 
At 5:53 PM , Blogger Pregnantly Plump said...

That is so funny! Something I get to look forward to. Not sure I'll be able to do that without giggling, though.

 
At 8:51 PM , Blogger Mojavi said...

hope he never reads this when he is older lol...

 
At 12:10 PM , Blogger Sherry said...

Oh gosh..this just brings back such memories of my guys!!! They do learn that lesson extremely early do they not?!?! :)

 
At 8:58 AM , Blogger MamaChing said...

At least he isn't playing with it like my son. Arrrr.... this penis thing is only a phase right?

 

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home