Life With Boys
Scene: this morning, Gage just woke up. I am in there in his room...he's streeeeetching.
Mommy: Gage, do you want to go to the potty?
Gage: Mmmmmhmmm.
We walk to the bathroom.
Gage: Wanna go tee tee in the potty.
I remove his pants & his wet night-time diaper. I place him on the potty with his little Elmo seat.
Gage: I caaaaan't. My penis is HAAAAAARD.
Mommy: [laughing] Well, why don't you just try? [helping him point it down, into the potty!]
Gage: My penis is hard. Don't wanna go tee tee in the potty. My penis is haaaaard.
[Gage, now whining & crying.]
So, he won't tee tee with morning wood.
Ahhhhh.....life with boys!
He just realized that his penis gets hard.
LOL!
Labels: Gage
posted by Lainey-Paney @ 6:25 AM
22 Comments:
And thus it begins! Good luck - I have many, many stories of my three boys and that momentous discovery!
haha OMG...so funny!
Too, too funny. Been there...
Heidi :)
uggggg brandon has no problem doing this and peeing all over the damn bathroom
right, the obession does not end there. ;)
My bubba says his "hurts" when it is hard.
I remember the boys questions about that when they were younger...I freaked and made my husband explain!
OH my this is so cute adn funny!
Wait till he realizes HE can make it hard!!!!
Boys! You gotta love 'um! The obsession with the equipment begins!
Funny!
LMAO! Ooo the things I get to look forward to.
that's hysterical
haha...that hilarious!
Right there is the reason I am terrified of ever having boys.
When my nephew was 2 or 3 he told his mother "I'm gonna go into MY room and play with MY penis and you can go into YOUR room and play with YOUR penis or whatever you have." She just said ooookkkkk. Boys are weird. I'll probably change my mind when my daughter starts her period.
T constantly has his hands down his pants. When I tell him to leave his package alone he tells me " But I like to play with my penis" OK then.
hehe. Oh the fun things in my future!!!
OMG now I am so glad I have a girl!
They grow up so fast!!!
ahhh yes...he now knows his penis gets hard. It never ends from here on out!
I remember my one son,..we were sitting in the rocking chiar one day and he said,
"Look Mommy!" My dinker is big like daddy's!"
I think he was 3 at the time. I'll never forget it!
That is so funny! Something I get to look forward to. Not sure I'll be able to do that without giggling, though.
hope he never reads this when he is older lol...
Oh gosh..this just brings back such memories of my guys!!! They do learn that lesson extremely early do they not?!?! :)
At least he isn't playing with it like my son. Arrrr.... this penis thing is only a phase right?
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