Little Black Slip....

I'm not wearing a slip today.
Why?
Because I could not find my little black slip. It's my favorite slip. It's super short, so it goes under mini skirts. Now, the skirt I'm wearing today comes to my knees...but it has a slit in it, and that's why I need the little black slip.
wouldn't be that big of a deal if I didn't have to wear pantyhose with skirts that don't come to your mid-calf.
So...Here I am at work, in my skirt, in my pantyhose, and I'll be tugging at my skirt all day because it will ride up b/c I have no little black slip underneath.
AND---I spent 5-7 minutes overturning tons of things in my closet looking for it. There I was franticly searching for my slip while Gage was standing outside of my closet screaming & crying as if his flesh were on fire. He was pitching the BIGGEST fit because Mommy couldn't (or in his mind, "wouldn't") hold him right then. So, my patience level tanked, I got nuts & just started dumping baskets of slips, pantyhose, etc onto my closet floor looking for the perfect little slip.
I'm sure I'll use one of Gage's naptimes on Saturday or Sunday to clean my closet floor now.

Little Black Slip: where could you be?