Coolest/Dumbest Mom Ever.

"Gage, do you want to make smores in the microwave?"
{Yes, Mommy. That sounds like a lot of fun. Goopy marshmallow cream? Sign me up! You're the coolest!}
"Gage, why don't I serve this sticky treat to you in the living room. Would you like that?"
{Sure, Mommy. You're tops!}

WTF was I thinking?

Laine: 0.
Smores: 1.