Hap-Hap-Happy New Year!
I worked 12/31 until about 5.
The mother in law babysat for us, so that was great!
Went home....soaked in the tub & enjoyed all of the juicy gossip of a cheap tabloid magazine. YUM!
After that....dinner at this hole-in-the-wall Mexican restaurant. Seriously---a hole in the wall, but SUCH good food!
...and then, we were off to the Pub House. It's a bar that some friends of ours opened on Greenville Ave.
Way back when....before I ever even met my husband, he used to manage different night clubs. So, when we went to the bar, turns out, some people he used to work w/ were there, and one or two of them now work @ The Pub House. Small world, eh?
A thing to note....
I dressed for warmth.
There were other gals there....many, um, were....21, 22....they were dressed in teeny tiny little dresses & heels. They were freezing their asses off! Downstairs in the bar, it was warm...but upstairs on the enclosed rooftop deck---it was cold. It's enclosed in a tent thing w/ heaters throughout. I was wearing a long sleeved shirt under my little tank top thing, and pants. I was still cold. I KNOW that all the gals up there were freezing!
Another funny from the bar....
At the upstairs bar, there is a big sign behind the bar. It's huge. In the background, there are...um....porn images. No penetration or anything, but there are lots of asses of girls in t-back undies....and girls showing their tits....girls kissing each other...etc. The pics are small & there's a TON of them. In the foreground of the sign is the logo of the bar. So clearly---the sign was designed by a man, right???
Anyone who knows me well, knows that I'm not down w/ porn.
Anyway....Tori, Josh's wife, told Damon that he'd drink on the house FOREVER if he could pick her out of all the pictures. Free drinks for life? Well, of course,d my husband begins to immediately start trying to find her picture up there. Then she gives him a clue: her face/head/& tits are not in the picture. About 60 seconds has elapsed---start to finish. Damon got this weird look on his face, and said that he couldn't do it. He felt completely weird looking up there trying to pick her ass out of all the asses pictured. We were all cracking up hysterically. For the record---there are NO pictures of Tori up there. She was just f*cking w/ Damon to make him feel completely awkward for even looking at the sign in the first place. So, then she says, "At least you didn't pick my ass as the one with balls."
So she looks & looks until she finds the one she was talking about.
There is a picture of an ass....in a pink thong....and hanging down in the bottom middle...are either BALLS, or the world's largest freaking labia known to mankind. It's amazing all that fit in a thong. SOOOOOOOOOOO GROSS. And now, all of us that were there---well, we cannot UNSEE what we SAW. Gross-ola!!!!
Anyway....that was our night. We were there to see the TV show the ball drop in New York. After that---quick trip through KFC on our way home, and we were asleep by Midnight.
Happy New Year!!!