Hap-Hap-Happy New Year!
Well....
I worked 12/31 until about 5.
The mother in law babysat for us, so that was great!
Went home....soaked in the tub & enjoyed all of the juicy gossip of a cheap tabloid magazine. YUM!
After that....dinner at this hole-in-the-wall Mexican restaurant. Seriously---a hole in the wall, but SUCH good food!
...and then, we were off to the Pub House. It's a bar that some friends of ours opened on Greenville Ave.
Way back when....before I ever even met my husband, he used to manage different night clubs. So, when we went to the bar, turns out, some people he used to work w/ were there, and one or two of them now work @ The Pub House. Small world, eh?
A thing to note....
I dressed for warmth.
There were other gals there....many, um, were....21, 22....they were dressed in teeny tiny little dresses & heels. They were freezing their asses off! Downstairs in the bar, it was warm...but upstairs on the enclosed rooftop deck---it was cold. It's enclosed in a tent thing w/ heaters throughout. I was wearing a long sleeved shirt under my little tank top thing, and pants. I was still cold. I KNOW that all the gals up there were freezing!
Another funny from the bar....
At the upstairs bar, there is a big sign behind the bar. It's huge. In the background, there are...um....porn images. No penetration or anything, but there are lots of asses of girls in t-back undies....and girls showing their tits....girls kissing each other...etc. The pics are small & there's a TON of them. In the foreground of the sign is the logo of the bar. So clearly---the sign was designed by a man, right???
Anyone who knows me well, knows that I'm not down w/ porn.
Anyway....Tori, Josh's wife, told Damon that he'd drink on the house FOREVER if he could pick her out of all the pictures. Free drinks for life? Well, of course,d my husband begins to immediately start trying to find her picture up there. Then she gives him a clue: her face/head/& tits are not in the picture. About 60 seconds has elapsed---start to finish. Damon got this weird look on his face, and said that he couldn't do it. He felt completely weird looking up there trying to pick her ass out of all the asses pictured. We were all cracking up hysterically. For the record---there are NO pictures of Tori up there. She was just f*cking w/ Damon to make him feel completely awkward for even looking at the sign in the first place. So, then she says, "At least you didn't pick my ass as the one with balls."
WHAT?
So she looks & looks until she finds the one she was talking about.
OH.MY.GOODNESS.
There is a picture of an ass....in a pink thong....and hanging down in the bottom middle...are either BALLS, or the world's largest freaking labia known to mankind. It's amazing all that fit in a thong. SOOOOOOOOOOO GROSS. And now, all of us that were there---well, we cannot UNSEE what we SAW. Gross-ola!!!!
Anyway....that was our night. We were there to see the TV show the ball drop in New York. After that---quick trip through KFC on our way home, and we were asleep by Midnight.
:)
Happy New Year!!!
Labels: Holidays
13 Comments:
sounds like you all had a great time! That sign sounds HILARIOUS and a great conversational piece!
Oh my gosh that sign sounds hilarious...god knows I would spend the whole night trying to find the picture you guys were talking about!! Too funny...you know the things they put up in bars sometimes huh!
Yuck!!! I am trying to UNREAD what I just read :)
Seriously....would have loved to see your husband's face while trying to pick out that picture!
And btw, I think you looked great - comfy and great!
Happy New Year.
Heidi
What an entertaining New Years : )
I seen some girls who were in their early 20s in mini skirts and ugg type boots. I just cracked up while I was sitting there in jeans, a long sleeve sweater AND my jacket because it was soooo cold....
okay, how cute are you! love your blog, girl. thanks for stopping by CuppaJoe! I always love meeting new blogger pals. :)
Sounds like you had a great New Year's. Fun stuff!
i'll be baaaaaaaack. hehe. :)
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Well, thanks for sharing! Now I can't "unsee" what I'm imagining!
Very funny! I remember being young and skinny and cute and wearing little mini skirts with high heel out clubbing during the dead of winter. We never wanted to wear coats so we would leave them in the car. To warm up, we would just do a couple shots of Tequila before going out into the storms!
This new year, I was the only one awake in the house at MN. And I was reading a book.
You can tell that you're a mom when you dress for warmth instead of fashion. We don't mess around with our comfort!
And the balls in the thong thing had me laughing outloud!
Happy New Year!
My eyes!!! My eyes!!!! Gross!
I think you look cute and Hot! ;)
What great pics!!
Hallie :-)
Oh my gosh that is hilarious.
You look beautiful staying warm.
I'm glad you had a fun time.. and who WOULDNT be scared for LIFE having seen balls on a pink thong!!! Lmao
You had an interesting New Year's. I was cracking up reading this at work. I had to work too, so I went grocery shopping and fell asleep at midnight. Yeah...I had a blast. Heh.
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